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Remember the whole brouhaha about the Justice Department effectively shelling out $16 per muffin at a recent conference. Urban Daddy now points us to a place where you, too, can get a crumby confection with a price tag soaring  into the double digits. Founding Farmers is offering what it’s calling the “24K Jumbo Pumpkin Muffin,” a ginormous mound of  cranberries, raisins and pumpkin seed granola that’s big enough for two. The off-menu, limited-quantity item is available during Sunday brunch service throughout October. The kicker: “And unlike the Justice Department’s hotels, they’ll even throw in the coffee—a two-person French press of Intelligentsia organic.”

Photo courtesy of Founding Farmers pastry chef Courtney Goldian