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The liquor-loaded confections known as Crunkcakes may no longer be the most potent sweet treat in town. Washingtonian reports on PS7’s version called “cuptails,” which come “packed with one and a half ounces of alcohol.” (By comparison, Crunkcakes, according to Y&H contributor Megan Arellano, each contain about an ounce of booze.) Eating two of PS7’s various flavors (ranging from a pumpkin-spiced cake dipped in bourbon to a hazelnut brown butter cake doused with Wild Turkey) is said to pack the same wallop as a standard martini.

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