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D.C.’s most celebrated chef, José Andrés, made a guest appearance on Conan O’Brien‘s show last night, armed with a power drill, a syringe and a handful of coconuts. As is his custom, Andrés encouraged the talk show host to strike up a conversation with the tropical fruits: “You know how they have, like, two eyes and a mouth—-that’s why the coconuts always speak to you.”

All sorts of buffoonery ensues, with Conan bluntly telling the cooky cook, “Stop shouting at me!” And, later, “OK, I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Then, finally, “You’re such a weirdo!”

For a show made famous by its insult-spouting dog and a masturbating bear, that’s saying a lot.

Video courtesy of Team Coco