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If the potential sale of a $58 gold-flaked burger at BLT Steak wasn’t nauseating enough amid the current dire economic climate, consider the news that Georgetown’s new palace of prissiness, Serendipity 3, has managed to get some well-heeled fool to spend $1,000 on a sundae. Eater, via Prince of Petworth, relays the disturbing report from a press release. Y&H won’t disgust you further with too many details on the gold-leaf-covered, fancy-chocolate-drizzled dessert in the crystal goblet. But, if it makes you feel any better, the chances are pretty good that the guy’s entree totally sucked.