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Z-Burger in Tenleytown is giving away free turkey burgers from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Wednesday. The catch is, you’ve got to gobble and otherwise act like a frickin’ turkey in order to earn the complimentary meal. Burger Days has the details. Y&H is  betting this guy will qualify.

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