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Bring on the rabbit boudin! Drew Trautmann‘s District Kitchen opens Wednesday. [Post]

More false advertising from Taylor Gourmet? It turns out, the real mayor didn’t show up for the fancy sandwich shop’s grand opening festivities on 14th Street NW on Tuesday. When the operators said “mayoral ribbon cutting,” they were apparently talking about these guys. [Twitter]

Forget paying 29 cents for water. The stuff from D.C. taps  is now free at Elisir; bottled water, meanwhile, will set you back $3.49. [Washingtonian via Eater DC]

Zuppa Fresca has opened in NoMa [Prince of Petworth]

Oh, truck it: those zany Fojol Bros. are at it again, this time with Thai food. [Washingtonian]

The whipped cream variety is nothing: flavored vodkas may only get stupider in 2012. [Post]

Tips from a hipster dieter: eat Ethiopian, drink Miller Lite and avoid Five Guys fries at all costs. [Express Night Out]