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D.C. reps BGR: The Burger Joint and Good Stuff Eatery come up short at the South Beach Burger Bash. [Burger Days]

Check out the “fancy-ass” burgers at Poste Moderne Brasserie. [BYT]

Bryan Voltaggio‘s new Friendship Heights eatery will be called Range. [WBJ via NBC Washington]

Caterer Frederik De Pue is opening a restaurant called Table in Shaw. [Dining Bisnow]

Get Fernet Branca on tap at The Passenger [Washingtonian]

How José Andrés is like Willy Wonka. [Creative Loafing Atlanta]

Renovations begin at Jaleo [Twitter]

Brunch at the Daily Grill is surprisingly satisfying. [Bitches Who Brunch]

Eat Wonky, R.I.P. [Facebook via Eater]