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The operators of the popular food truck Purveyors of Rolling Cuisine (PORC, for short) have announced the name of their forthcoming restaurant in Columbia Heights. Kangaroo Boxing Club, it will be called.
OK then.
The explanation is “too long to explain” via Twitter, according to proprietors Josh Saltzman and Trent Allen. Thankfully, the antiquated technology of the old-fashioned press release affords them more than 140 characters to do so.
Their reasoning:
The name, Kangaroo Boxing Club, comes from long-running, drink-infused, late-night bar discussions on the fact that, without technology, man is physically unable to compete with the majority of the animal kingdom. How would you win a match with a kangaroo?
Everyone clear now?
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Logo courtesy of Kangaroo Boxing Club
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