Y&H gets a lot of press releases with over-the-top claims and flowery prose. Congrats, publicists, you’ve gotten our attention (just maybe not the way you wanted). That’s why we’re instating a new feature: Cheesy Press Release of the Week. This week the award goes to an announcement for the July 14 arrival of Del Frisco’s Grille in Penn Quarter:

Experts predict Washington’s heat index will break records this summer.  This may be due in large part to the debut of Del Frisco’s Grille, a new restaurant and bar, set to debut downtown at 1201 Pennsylvania Avenue NW on Saturday, July 14.

That’s right, folks, Del Frisco’s is responsible for global warming.

Photo courtesy of Del Frisco’s Grille