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Y&H gets a lot of press releases with over-the-top claims and flowery prose. Congrats, publicists, you’ve gotten our attention (just maybe not the way you wanted). Each week, we bring you the cheesiest press release in our inbox.

This week the award goes to a promotion for PS7’s patio picnics:

Located in Washington, DC’s Penn Quarter, PS7’s restaurant is increasing your lucky chances to have great home-style food delivered to your door just like Little Red Riding Hood delivered to her grandmother. Chef Peter Smith’s Little Red Riding Hen has made the seven in PS7’s your lucky summer number because you’ll have just over seven weeks to enjoy his famous Half-Smokes or secret Buttermilk Fried Chicken offered to folks ready for some southern fixin’s!

It’s been a while since we caught up on our fairy tales, but we’re pretty sure that the wolf eats Little Red Riding Hood and her grandma in many versions of the story. That doesn’t seem very lucky.