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Olympians eat junk food, still win medals [WSJ]

New Yorkers are just as egotistical about the superiority of their food as you thought. [NYT]

Goodbye, The Guards? [Post]

Persimmon in Bethesda closes for renovations. [Bethesda Mag]

More Cambodian amok, migas, and soba noodles, please! [Eater]

Rotisserie chicken food truck called Ooh Dat Chicken debuts. [Food Truck Fiesta]

Doner Bistro takes over Schwarma King space in Adams Morgan. [PoP]

From one gamble to another: Chasin’ Tails owners traded high-stakes poker for the restaurant biz. [NoVa Mag]

If you don’t want to wear a meat dress, wear a shirt with meat on it. [HuffPost]

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