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Earlier this week, Washingtonian revealed that restaurateurs Todd and Ellen Gray of Equinox and Watershed are working with a local TV producer to pitch a reality show competition for restaurant designers. We’ve got some better ideas for local restaurant-centric TV series:

Buns of Anarchy

Five Guysjoin a motorcycle gang, trafficking fry sauce and stopping for shakes along the way. Spike Mendelsohn joins on his Vespa.

Baking Bad

A struggling pastry chef turns to a life of crime, producing and selling methamphetamine—and cupcakes.

Jersey Shore: Mike Isabella Edition

The Graffiato chef hits the Boardwalk and gives new meaning to GTL: Gnocchi, Tomatoes, Lardo.

Game of Scones

Political power players vie for the best breakfast pastries in the dining room at the Four Seasons.

Bachelor Pad

Every Friday night at Public Bar.