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The bar that brought you “Marion Berry‘s [sic] Dirty Asian Summer Punch” is getting political again for tonight’s VP debate. Titan of Trinidad brings to our attention the fact that H Street NE bar The Pug has created are sure-to-get-you-wasted drinking guide for the Paul Ryan/Joe Biden showdown.

The rules include drinking anytime Ryan or Biden mention “Middle Class,” “Leaving future generations the deficit,” and um, “abortion.”

There are also some bonus drinking suggestions:

Any time Ryan reminds you of an annoying frat boy, we recommend a rail tequila and a fist pump.

Any time VP Biden reminds you of a drunk uncle at a wedding, we recommend scotch or Canadian whiskey and an inappropriate leer at the girl at the end of the bar.

And if you want to pontificate about politics, The Pug suggests you buy the bartender an Irish Whiskey.

Photo courtesy The Pug