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This guy is annoyed by shutdown food and drink specials. [Breitbart]

Shutdown deals for those who don’t have a government ID [Eater]

Stop stealing stuff from Baby Wale. [Post]

Newton’s Noodles is finally open. [PoPville]

Burger topped with communion wafer stirs controversy. [HuffPost]

Members-only supper club coming to D.C. [Washingtonian]

Chef’s celiac diagnosis inspires gluten-free menu at Bazin’s on Church. [NoVa Mag]

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