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Shit Whole Foods Ran Out Of

by Jessica Sidman February 13th, 2014September 22nd, 2020

Even the whiff of snow will turn Whole Foods into a war zone of tote-carrying yuppies fighting over the last jar of organic peanut butter. Yesterday, with actual inches of powder looming, lines at the Logan Circle Whole Foods stretched two lengths of the store. Many shelves were left barren. Here are 12 items that were gone or almost gone by 8 p.m.:

1. Vegan oat scones

2. Dried mango slices

3. Chicken stock

4. Peanut butter

5. Antibiotic and hormone free beef

6. Organic heavy cream

7. Beyond Meat chicken-free strips

8. Tropicana orange tangerine juice and grapefruit juice

9. Dark chocolate, salted caramel, Tahitian vanilla, Sicilian pistachio, and black cherry Talenti Gelato

10. Local Michele’s Granola

11. Diced tomatoes

12. Q Tonic agave-sweetened ginger ale

Photos by Jessica Sidman