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Remember this moment, sweet readers. Because this could be the beginning of the Washington City Paper‘s transformation from D.C.’s best newspaper to a multi-billion dollar baby clothing empire. Witness what LL’s colleagues have given his soon-to-be born baby to wear: onesies with pictures of various city officials ironed on. How could this not be a sure money maker? LL’s favorite:

That’s the front, and on the back:

If you don’t get the reference, see here.

Photos by Darrow Montgomery.