Somewhere on a beach in the Caribbean right now, former Mayor Adrian Fenty is likely very embarrassed. At least he should be, since his longtime pal Sinclair Skinner has created this cheesy cartoon video about a young Fenty defending the District’s image from rude upperclassmen while rushing the Kappa Alpha Psi fraternity at Oberlin College.

Take a look:

LL does not know where to even begin. The Washington Post, the once-proud media organization that published this gem yesterday on its The Root DC page, says the video is first in a 12-part series Skinner created to “preserve his friend’s legacy.” Since that legacy includes allowing Skinner to do permanent damage to the Fenty brand, then LL would say this first video nailed it.