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Mayor Vince Gray not happy when reporter asks if he’s going to resign because of health concerns. (Gray said no, btw) [WUSA9]

Ron Machen is not a cuddly boss, say some of his subordinates [Post]

Adrian Fenty, not coming back [Washingtonian]

Harry Thomas Jr., now in prison [BoP]

The most important issue ever: new signs at the Verizon Center [NBC4]

Marie Drissel asks OCF to look into why Gray’s not-really treasurer was paid $100,000 [WAMU]

House leaves in abortion language [Post]

Try buying a new Metro car libertarians, then you can talk about how expensive Bikeshare is [CD]

Michael Kelly, unwelcome in Philly [Examiner]