D.C. doing so well because we’re so smart. [NYTimes]

Anyone interested in voting for Colin Powell’s son as mayor? P.S. He lives in Virginia. [Post]

Meet the new health department boss. [Times]

Muriel Bowser thanks everyone at her birthday. [Examiner]

Mary Cheh and Vince Gray, frenemies without the friends part [Post]

Michelle Rhee hagiographer imagines if she were still here. [Post]

Hooray for new teacher evaluations [Post]

Voucher program gets 300 new kids. [WAMU]