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LL’s cover on the rotten state of MPD’s internal affairs, where investigators sign off on reports they don’t actually believe in. [WCP]

Who died and left the District $50 million? [WBJ]

Task force studying whether to bury power lines blows deadline, much to Jack Evans’ annoyance. [Examiner]

Kenyan McDuffie wants to know what the inspector general is doing with his $15 million a year. [Post]

Taxis that take credit cards? Maybe in May. [Post]

Vince Gray announces new resource center for ex-cons. [Examiner]

Vincent Orange calls shenanigans on contracting dispute at United Medical Center. [Times]

It would be nice if the president mentioned D.C. in State of the Union address. [Post]

Marion Barry wants to spend $100 million of the city’s current surplus, will probably fail. [Post]