Seriously, how long does it take for the Children & Youth Investment Trust Corp. to audit its books? [Times]

Jihad launched against District agency heads who may have violated the spirit of the city’s residency laws. [Times]

Fire cadets allege sexual harassment. [ABC7]

Vince Gray is all hat and no cattle when it comes to politically challenging green initiatives. [Post]

Marion Barry doesn’t think second-hand smoke is all that bad. [Post]

Congressional Republicans to open wallets for Pat Mara. [Post]

Sky is blue, water is wet, the fire department is still paying out a ton of overtime. [Examiner]