Report finds three ambulances were improperly out of service when D.C. cop had to be transported to hospital by a Prince George’s County ambulance. [Fox5]

Are Muriel Bowser and Tommy Wells too nice? [Examiner]

David Catania asks Wells if he’s wearing “male spanx.” [NBC4]

Matthew Frumin owes a $288 tax debt from 13 years ago. [Post]

Paul Zukerberg calls D.C. a “plantation.” [Post]

Nextbus is a joke! [Post]

No trash incinerator study coming. [Post]