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Phil Mendelson really doesn’t want the primary to be on April Fool’s Day. [Post]
Between six and eight candidates remain in the search to replace CFO Natwar Gandhi. [Post]
The Donald Trump-ified Old Post Office isn’t Trump enough yet. [WBJ]
Whoever gets the CFO job is in line for a raise. [WBJ]
The shotgun I loaded in Freedom Plaza was real, insists sad man. [DCist]
DC Water water: safe enough to drink, safe enough for pipes. [WBJ]