We seized a strip club! [Young & Hungry, Times, Post]

Contractor and strip club investor Keith Forney, last in the news giving money to Marion Barry, says Stadium Club could be purchased by new investors. [Y&H]

John Boehner glares at D.C. Health Exchange website. [Speaker.gov]

Vince Gray, streetcar optimist. [Washingtonian]

Mayoral frat bro Bruce Bereano: save the e-cigs! [Post]

Mayor’s race gets a Republican and a Libertarian. [WAMU]

Finally, a D.C. Council witness everyone likes. [WAMU]

Post ed: Council’s rejection of Height Act changes is “astonishing.” [Post]

Police investigating “knockout game”-like attacks. [Post]

D.C. Walmarts aren’t open yet, but they’ll get Black Friday protesters anyway. [WTOP]

Washington Times sues Homeland Security over ex-reporter’s notes. [Times]

DDOT studying creating a bus lane on 16th St. for morning rush hour. [WAMU]

Metro cars will start losing their carpeting. [WAMU]

H Street streetcar test takes an hour to go five blocks to thanks to cars blocking the way. [NBC 4]

Arrest made in stabbing outside Macombo Lounge. [Post]

Park Police head plans to retire. [Post]

Photo by Darrow Montgomery