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Happy Columbus Day fellow anti-colonialists, have you heard of this thing called Groupon? I hadn’t until today, when I was alerted that it was offering members eye-poppingly low-priced $22 subscriptions to TNR, and I signed up right away before I realized “subscription” meant “an internet password.” Oh well, I am still greatly satisfied to be able to finally learn why Ruth Franklin is claiming to dislike Jonathan Franzen and once again have access to the full Ruth Shalit canon. 81 members have already signed up, won’t you be next?