Joseph Price doesn’t think of himself as a hero. He’s just a good man who’s got no time for crime.

The storyteller and veteran Fringeworthy Action News & Commentary Squad member humbly tells the harrowing tale of how he personally intervened to prevent a brazen act of theft at the Baldacchino Gypsy Tent Bar on the evening of Sunday, July 13, 2014 — the night one cowardly, superstitious criminal, and the world, found out what Joseph Price is made of. We also hear from veteran Capital Fringe security staffer Yomi Kolawole, who confirms the veracity of Joseph’s story, and who picks up the story of the would-be thief from the point at which Joseph called for backup.