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We’ll skip the inevitably terrible puns and just tell you this: Tomorrow is a good day to eat testicles.

The Montana State Society is hosting its 10th Annual Testicle Festival Saturday from 6 to 10 p.m. at the Arlington American Legion. Guests can sample as many Rocky Mountain Oysters as they want, prepared by “Montana’s most famous ball chef” Frank McGraw. Chase them down with beer and Crown Royal while listening to live country music from the Will Gravatt Band.

Tickets are $25 online or $30 at the door. Go early and get a free “Nuttin’ Better” T-shirt for free. (And if you’re so inclined, you can purchase one, too.)

Check out a video from a previous Testicle Festival above.

Testicle Festival, American Legion Hall, 3445 N. Washington Blvd., Arlington.