Read enough press releases, and they all start to sound the same with their generic quotes, over-the-top boosterism, and questionable comma usage. This is especially true for the many steakhouses from big out-of-town restaurant chains. With the announcement of the latest arrival, Ocean Prime, coming to 1341 G St. NW next summer, we’ve created a Mad Libs-style press release template for all future steakhouses.

Fill in the blanks with actual phrases used to promote Ocean Prime, Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steak House, Mastro’s Steakhouse, and STK.

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