Read enough press releases, and they all start to sound the same with their generic quotes, over-the-top boosterism, and questionable comma usage. This is especially true for the many steakhouses from big out-of-town restaurant chains. With the announcement of the latest arrival, Ocean Prime, coming to 1341 G St. NW next summer, we’ve created a Mad Libs-style press release template for all future steakhouses.

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YET ANOTHER STEAKHOUSE
SEAFOOD – STEAKS – SERVICE
Yet Another Steakhouse announces its expansion into Washington, D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (October 19, 2016) Yet Another Steakhouse is pleased to announce that its steakhouse will open its th location in the nation’s capital. Located a mere blocks from the White House, the restaurant will offer guests and wines, in an ambiance with . “,” says .

The restaurant’s menu will pair steaks with seafood and feature the highest quality ingredients in each made-from-scratch dish. The restaurant will create a dining experience with its decor of and atmosphere.