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Credit: Robert Fabia

Thank you for your service, newspaper box. We honor our departing stationary colleague by sharing the following list of its #firstsevenjobs:

* Newspaper box 

* Illegal small arms storage and disposal unit 

* Squirrel house

* Tagger practice target

* Actuary, Booz Allen Hamilton

* Urinal

* Bulk trash