City Paper is not for tourists Find out why Our free newsletters gives locals the information they need every week day around noon and we recommend things for you to do twice a week. Success! We'll see you in your inbox. Whoops! There was an error and we couldn't process your subscription. Please reload the page and try again. Processing… I'm not interested The living room, in all its splendor.The endlessly long wraparound balcony.The view of the Potomac and the Kennedy Center. The master bedroom.The junior bedroom.A closet as big as the average New York apartment.One of the three bathrooms.A second bathroom.The spare kitchen.The best part of living in the Watergate? You dont have to look at the Watergate.t have to look at the Watergate.