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The Iraq Study Group released its report last week elicited the same reaction as a Lindsay Lohan e-mail: This is a huge mess. Kathy Griffin, the nation turns its lonely eyes to you to make sense of it all. Speaking to Larry King, the snarky comic recounts her near-fatal plane crash in terms that sum up perfectly our current national crisis. “Turbulence isn’t the right word,” she deadpans. “The plane started plummeting.”