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Forget the proverbial tree falling in a forest: If The View’s Rosie O’Donnell is away on a purportedly “long-planned vacation,” has the year in trash television really begun? It has as long as Barbara Walters is on hand to cruise Judge Judy: “She has a cute body,” opined the veteran journo.