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You’re the new principal at a D.C. public school. Everyone on your staff knows at least one of your teachers teaches nothing. He sleeps while class is in session, reads the newspaper in class, refuses to follow the curriculum. If you’re lucky, his students teach one another card games during class time.

Something’s got to be done! Time to play Fire That Teacher!

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