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To reveal the rhythmatist, click on the face you suspect belongs to the tub-thumper. (And, no, it’s not Chumbawamba.)

How to win a T-shirt:

  • Tell us the name of the band. Or…
  • Tell us which band member will quit the band, and why. Or…
  • Tell us which band member will be fired, and why. Or…
  • Tell us something we need to know about the photo.

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LAST WEEK’S MYSTERY BAND (Click link to refresh your memory.)

The ever-reliable Man From the Future returned with this report:

“Once again you have gleamed from the 5th dimension. That photo is what happened in a parallel universe’s future, where Micheal Devlin wasn’t arrested and Ben and Shawn were not returned to their parents.”

The band was actually GUY MCCOY TORME, which is not, sad to say, the bastard metalhead son of Velvet Fog crooner Mel Torme. Instead, the Irish band took its moniker from each member’s last name. Fascinating!

Alex Van Halen turns, whoa, 54, on Tuesday, May 8. Reggae master Sly Dunbar celebrates a birthday on Thursday, May 10.

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