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EVERY RELIGION MUST be protected from heresy and blasphemy and most subversive of all: laughter. Laughter is the greatest enemy of solemn lunacy, and gods and devils cease to inspire fear when laughed at. But apparently, the Scientology high priests consider some of their doctrine too ridiculous to even reveal publicly (The Mail, 11/17). What are they trying to hide?

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