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The Widow Smith (Anna Nicole, that is) showed the way, but for those not blessed with Himalayan-scale cleavage, some remedial instruction is in order. Before you can say “Thurston Howell III,” Ginie Polo Sayles is ready with her course, “How To Marry the Rich.” The curriculum includes such vital topics as how to package and project yourself (boob job), converse appropriately (“I’ll do anything”), develop a relationship successfully (“I’ll do anything”), and, of course, the finer points of the pre-nup. The soul-selling begins at 7 p.m. at the First Class Learning Center, 1726 20th St. NW. To learn these secrets, you must become $29 poorer. (202) 797-5102. (DN)