JULY 13

You can’t like a guy like this: retires rich at 37 and gets richer. Then travels the world on his motorcycle. Did I mention the gorgeous woman keeping him company? Oh, and he started with a measly 600 bucks. If you can get away from work, home, and the drudgery of your inconsequential life, attend his slide-illustrated lecture, “Investment Biker: On the Road With Jim Rogers,” and find out why it will never happen to you. At 12:30 p.m. at Borders, 18th & L Sts. NW. FREE. (202) 466-4999. (Dave Nuttycombe)