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T H U R S D A Y

Isn’t it rich? Don’t you love farce? Don’t you love wearing shoes nine sizes too large? Don’t you know the set-up for the punch line, “What? And get out of show business?” If you do, then point your big red nose in the direction of the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College Auditions. SAT scores are pretty much irrelevant. More important is how well you take a pie in the face. At 5 p.m. at the D.C. Armory, Gate 2, 2001 East Capitol St. NE. FREE. (202) 296-7200. (DN)