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Rösemary’s Billygöat

Triple X

Be warned. The tunes found on Rösemary’s Billygöat’s single are, well, unpolished. But if you (like, say, me) are a sucker for so-stupid-they’re-funny lyrics and pointless satanic imagery, you could do worse than picking up Pizza of Darkness, which features the diabolical title track (chorus: “So much sausage/So much ham/I’ve got a pepperoni pentagram”) and a guttural cover of the Land of the Lost theme song. Printed on, of course, red vinyl.