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If you’re obsessed by America’s most profitable kitsch industry, drop by the Creation Star Trek Convention and see speakers including Nichelle Nichols (Lt. Uhura), Max Grodenchik (Rom from DS-9), and, oh dear, “superfan” Bjo Trimble. If, on the other hand, you’re suicidally depressed, this is a great opportunity to take solace in the fact there are those more unfortunate than yourself (anyone, for instance, with a prosthetic forehead). From 11 a.m.-6 p.m. today and tomorrow at the Hyatt Regency Crystal City, 2799 Jefferson Davis Hwy., Arlington. (703) 418-1234. $8.50-10. (Steve Kuhn)