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COULD YOU DO ME AND your other devoted readers one tiny favor? Instead of paraphrasing the, uh, clever, comments made by the critics in their reviews, photo captions should provide the reader with some real information, such as the names of the actors or musicians pictured. That is, instead of saying, “Big ape sweeps little lady off her feet” say, “Fay Wray and the eponymous anti-hero of King Kong.”

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