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IF JOAN OSBORNE CAN snag two of the top 10 worst lines in songs for 1995, I think you owe us an 11-20 of additional bad lines. For example, PJ Harvey’s “Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water, come back here and give me my daughter,” or the song that HFS kept playing from the Tank Girl soundtrack, until they finally became convinced that we didn’t want to hear it, are certainly worthy of much more than a nonawarded honorable mention.

Manager, Business Development

and Research Producer

Computer Television Network

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