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A bulletin for egg-eating veggies who think they’re innocent: If meat is murder, an omelet is slaughter. Just say no to yolk at the “Sixth Annual Spring Mourning Vigil for Chickens,” whose purpose is “to highlight the battered hens hidden in the eggs at Sunday brunch.” From noon-2 p.m. outside the Belmont Kitchen restaurant, 2400 18th St. NW. FREE. (301) 948-2406. (Eddie Dean)