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Bridget Cross seems to confuse the terms “alternative” and “anti” (The Mail, 6/7). You sinned in her eyes by not giving a bunch of “chicken libbers” their due respect. Apparently, she thinks that your job, as an “alternative” newspaper, is to provide an alternative to whatever she does not like or agree with.

How dare you talk to the restaurant owners—capitalist-tool-running-dog-industrialist-pigs that they are! Apparently, you just don’t understand that, of all living creatures, humans (for example, the children of the restaurant owners mentioned) are the least important?

I’d love to say more, but my delivery has just arrived from my favorite Chinese restaurant. Kung Pao Chicken, Hunan Beef, and Twice-Cooked Pork—just to be sure them puppies are really dead—pork just ain’t the same after it gets cold.

Capitol Hill

via the Internet