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Gents: It was shrewd of Brett Anderson to pretend to go to so many of the area’s strip joints to eat (food) (Young & Hungry, 7/5). I’ll bet his expense report that day was a tad high. The real reason guys go to the 1720 Club and the others is to check out the implants and sniff the estrogen, and drink a lot.

By the way, the roast swordfish or trout with steamed vegetables and salad goes for $5 at lunch at one of the places you mentioned. Your basic fan of go-go girls rarely drools or paws the ground while eating, but he occasionally stabs himself with the fork when the girls do something special.

Last Temptation, Va.