I’m a lone rhinoceros. There ain’t one hell of a lot of us left in this world. I stand alone in my concrete cell, where people stare and toss me Coke cans. I guess it’s better than being poached, but I’d give my horn just to see my homeland. They say I am ugly, call me a beast. I hear them snicker when I’m half asleep. Is beauty such a big commodity? I always heard it was only skin deep. I know the zoos protect my species. They give me food, collect my feces. But I can’t help it—I miss the past. I’ll never again see my good old mud bath. I’m a lone rhinoceros. There ain’t one hell of a lot of us left in this world. From 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Friday & Saturday and 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Sunday at Montgomery County Fairgrounds, 16 Chesnut St., Gaithersburg. $6. (301) 990-1400. (Adrian Belew)