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In order to get euphemistically inclined Americans to turn on to the ancient art of meditation, the Vajrayogini Buddist Center refers to its new seminar in Oprahese: “Letting Go of Anger.” But I don’t want to let go of my anger. I want to harness it and shove it down the throat of the nearest fuckin’ passer-by. Then I want to reach into his gut and grab it back—because I don’t want to let go of my anger! No! No, no. Er, uh, sigh…Oooooooommmmmmm…Let go of your hostility and 30 bones from 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. at the Vajrayogini Buddhist Center, 3209 Cleveland Ave. NW. (202) 338-3701. (Christopher Porter)