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Aw…poor baby got tickets (“Joyride,” 4/4). Aw, Mr. Mean Judge says Anonymous Boy should grow up and be responsible. Mr. Mean Judge is absolutely right. Guilt Boy admitted he blew off the ticketswhat did he expect would happen? Guilt Boy thought he had a sob story a judge would love. Um, Guilt Boy, don’t you think any judge who’s sat on the bench more than a few weeks has heard them all? Guilt Boy ran red lights skidding aroundI’m supposed to cheer him on? Forget it, Pedestrian Chick is getting damn sick of drivers nearly mowing her over.
It’s called Metro, Guilt Boy. You’ll be wanting the McPherson Square stop by the sound of it.
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