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SATURDAY

This town’s only acting championship squad, D.C. United, is hosting both the San Jose Clash and “Sexual Assault Awareness Night” at RFK. Special ticket discounts are available for this game only, and a portion of the proceeds will go to the D.C. Rape Crisis Center. DCRCC isn’t offering any clinics or lectures, however, so let’s hope the hunky John Harkes and his mates set a proper, nonviolent example on the field by keeping yellow and red cards to a minimum. Anybody caught making “sock her” jokes will be bum-rushed from the stadium. At 7:30 p.m. at RFK Stadium, 22nd & East Capitol Sts. $15. (202) 232-0789. (Dave McKenna)