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This whole N.Y.C. vs. D.C. argument (“New York Fetish,” 8/1) reads so much like a couple of guys talking about whose penis is bigger. Granted, N.Y.C. may be more like a real penis and D.C. more like a dildo, but the gist of the argument is the same. I suppose N.Y.C. is the better lay, but for some it may turn out to be more trouble than it’s worth in the long run. On the other hand, D.C. is, well, rather plastic, but having less of a mess to deal with certainly has its advantages. The really sad fact of all of this, though, is realizing we are just talking about a couple of dicks. If you think either of them will make you happy and avoid dealing with the internal issues that really make someone happy or dysfunctional, you’ll wind up getting screwed over in the end.

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